Most shop writing is a list of things a product supposedly is. This one is a short list of things we deliberately do not say, because saying them would not be true of us.
We are not an event decorator
We buy in stock and sell it under our own name. We are not an authorised dealer for any third-party brand and we do not describe ourselves as one.
We do not add specifications
Where a page does not state outdoor use, the item is made for a covered area. Printed polyester decor fades and tears in sustained sun and rain, and we will not claim otherwise to close a sale.
We do not carry things we cannot describe honestly
We cannot accept returns of decor that has been hung, taped or pinned, and table linen that has been washed, and we say so on the return page rather than at the bottom of an email after the fact.
Where the figures live
Delivery timings, the return window and the tax position are set out on the shipping, return and payment pages. If a page anywhere on this site disagrees with those, the policy page is the one that counts, and we would like to know about it.